Tuesday, January 23, 2007
30 Minutes to Mars
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Shufflin' on Down. Doin' It for You.
Saturday, January 20, 2007
How Have We Made It This Long?
Mr. Mochila just informed me that he has never been to Red Lobster. Ever. In his entire life. As if that weren't terrible enough, he seems to be totally fine with this.
This really should have come up in all that pre-marital counseling we had.
This really should have come up in all that pre-marital counseling we had.
Friday, January 19, 2007
Who Wouldn't Want One?
Thursday, January 18, 2007
I Can't Be the Only One
Does anyone else find themselves confusing Ini Kamoze and Idi Amin?
For example, one day you may be engaging in water cooler conversation with your workmates when you happen to say, "Did anyone else see that Forest Whitaker won a Golden Globe for his portrayal of Ugandan dictator Ini Kamoze in the film The Last King of Scotland?"
Or perhaps you and a loved one are compiling a list of the best hip-hop hits of the nineties when you suggest, "Hey, you know what we need to add? That bitchin' tune from Idi Amin, 'Here Come the Hotstepper'!"
For example, one day you may be engaging in water cooler conversation with your workmates when you happen to say, "Did anyone else see that Forest Whitaker won a Golden Globe for his portrayal of Ugandan dictator Ini Kamoze in the film The Last King of Scotland?"
Or perhaps you and a loved one are compiling a list of the best hip-hop hits of the nineties when you suggest, "Hey, you know what we need to add? That bitchin' tune from Idi Amin, 'Here Come the Hotstepper'!"
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Arctic Blast!
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
To the Manicurists of the World
You do not need to force conversation. I promise. I am totally okay just sitting there while you work your magic on my cuticles. When you have already exhausted the usual topics: significant other, movies, plans for New Year's Eve, there is no need to rack your brain for more.
Especially when you end up resorting to, "So, do you have any pets?"
Especially when you end up resorting to, "So, do you have any pets?"
