Tuesday, January 02, 2007
To the Manicurists of the World
You do not need to force conversation. I promise. I am totally okay just sitting there while you work your magic on my cuticles. When you have already exhausted the usual topics: significant other, movies, plans for New Year's Eve, there is no need to rack your brain for more.
Especially when you end up resorting to, "So, do you have any pets?"
Especially when you end up resorting to, "So, do you have any pets?"
// posted by mochila @ 11:57 AM 
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Don't you see? You're missing a perfect opportunity to lie to a stranger! Tell her about your hermit crab Kip. Tell her you have vagina dentata. Tell her you can do pikes, for the love of god.
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